New Orlelans Makes English Teachers Want to Stick a Gun in their Mouth and Pull the Trigger
If you zoom in you can see half a jar of peanut butter spackled in her mouth...
I learned today that citizens of New Orleans refer to their city as “Nola.” I assume this refers to the noises that come out of their mouth when they try to pronounce “New Orleans.” This comes on the heels of all the “who dat” hype that flooded media outlets in the buildup to the Super Bowl.
Now lets talk about laziness: you’d consider me a lazy person if I didn’t take out the garbage, rake leaves, or do some other sort of physical activity. Well how about this: These people are too lazy to take a deep breath and manipulate their lips and vocal cords properly. You don’t even have to get off the couch!
I love the show “Steven Segal: Lawman”, which documents Segal’s primary 20+ year career as a New Orleans Sherrif’s officer. (this is where the phrase “don’t quit your day job” comes from.) My favorite part of the show is when Steven speaks to the camera he has nary a trace of accent, but when he speaks to the common-folk you’d think he put down a fifth of moonshine and jammed a sandwich in his cheeks. (This is actually a distinct possibility).
The citizens of New Orleans have no respect whatsoever for the English language! I really don’t think such a large percentage of their population has a speech impediment. Its like the whole town shot up with Novacaine. How about spit the shit out of your mouth and ANNUNCIATE? You fucking washed up hobos.
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