Say Your Prayers
Oh Sweet Jebus - we pray that the following public figures are struck down with crippling injuries. We pray that they die in a horrible plane crash. We beg they catch teh AIDS by falling on a syringe. Or fall from a tall skyscraper. This we do in your name - Almighty Glob - Amen.
Baseball
The entire Mets roster, Kevin Youkilis, Alex Rodriguez, Manny Ramirez, Barry Bonds
Hockey
Ms. Sidney Crosby, Alex Ovechkin, Sean Avery, Martin Brodeur
Football
Plaxico Burress, Eli Manning, Tony Romo, Terrell Owens, Pac Man Jones, Michael Irvin, Leon Lett, Wade Phillips, Jerry Jones, Phil Simms (and his “Phil-osophy”), Tom Brady, Chris Collinsworth, Marty Mornhinweg, Deion Sanders, Troy Aikman, Bill Belichick, Chad Ochocinco,
Basketball
is not a real sport anyway - so ALL OF THEM.
Celebrities
Rachael Ray(I hope your tits fall off), Oprah, Puff Daddy, Dave Matthews, Lars Ulrich (you make the best band ever suck), Tupac, Heath Ledger (haha joke’s on you Heath), Jake Gyllenhaal, Beyonce, Ryan Secrest
